December 24, 2022 Breaking News
Lubbock, TX: Texas man shot down what was supposedly Santa this evening. More information will be given below.
This evening, a man by the name of Garfield McGurgan used his Anti Tank Rifle to shoot down a unidentified flying object in the sky. McGurgan claimed the flying sleigh was hovering over his property. McGurgan thought it was a Russian spy drone watching his property. McGurgan said, “you can never be sure.” The police confirmed the body to be indeed Kris Kringle. McGurgan also shot up the reindeer and is now currently storing the meat in his meat cellar.
It looks like Christmas is off for this year.
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