We can see that more and more car brands are moving to electric. At the Pigeon, we think this is a good thing. Here are some reasons why going electric is a good idea.
1. It provides kids with more jobs in Africa.
Someone has to mine these elements for these high-tech batteries. Luckily, slave dealers in Africa have that covered.
2. You can be near Siri at any time.
Siri can be with you your entire drive! Just hope she doesn't decide to update the vehicle.
3. You can catch up on lost sleeping hours.
Self-Driving is awesome. What better way to catch up on your sleep then driving to work. Just hope that your car doesn't drive like BMW!
4. You are saving the environment.
This is important. Despite what common sense tells you, tearing up the ground for rare earth metals, putting radioactive batteries in landfills, and using fossil fuels to run the power plants are all healthy for the environment.
5. Waiting for batteries to charge is awesome.
Trust me. Waiting 2 days to charge a car is fun. Who needs the convenience of waiting 5 minutes for gas? Not to mention trying to find electric power stations is fun too. It helps your navigation senses! If you are an impatient loser, you can put a super charger in your garage. This is TOTALLY safe.
6. Exploding cars are fun.
The chance of a car exploding whilst driving keeps people on their toes. It is super fun to have this feature. When the fire starts, it can't be put out for days. But look at how many homeless people could use this fire to keep them warm.
Hope this was enlightening!
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I love electric police cars.
Ahhh. I see Allah has enlightened you. Mashalla and may Allah bless you with Salam. I hope to buy one if Inshallah.