December 1st, 2022
Washington DC: In Breaking news today, Biden’s German Shepherds attacked nuclear engineer, Sam Brinton. It was a dogfight. Sam Brinton is described as “gender-fluid“ and a “pup gender” activist and a nuclear engineer. Below is a picture of him on the right.
Brinton was walking around the White House as a dog today when Biden’s German Shepherds were loose and attacked him. Brinton barked and growled back scaring the Shepherds. Brinton escaped relatively unscathed. This incident shows how dangerous it is for pup-gender people. Biden’s dogs have a history of attacking people and especially other dogs. Biden has said that he will keep a tighter hold on his dogs next time and apologized to Brenton.
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