November 8th, 2022
Breaking News: Resident Biden announced Admrial Levine, the first transgender 4-star admiral, will now be on the dollar bill. Kamala Harris said, "I don't want a person who had slaves on my dollar." Harris then said, "putting Mrs. Racheal Levine on the dollar will help with LGBTQ inclusivity and awareness." The Biden regime has pledged to "put a new face" on our currency with updated figures.
Ketanji Brown Jackson, Brack Obama, and Pete Buttigieg all might be able eligible to be on the dollar.
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